shes-my-lifeline2:

mrv3000:

dykeroland:

dykeroland:

obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine

i went on fandom wiki at some point and it wasnt working and i said huh. weird? told a friend about it and they went “oh yeah like almost every major website isn’t working right now” and i was like huh. okay

Tumblr really is the cockroach of social media websites huh this bitch will survive a nuclear winter

bleekay:

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if…. mindless media consumption instead….

dutchster:

if you can’t handle me saying “dun dun dun” during the intense parts of a movie, then it’s just not gonna work out sorry

masturbatewithacheesegrater:

it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer

powerboobs:

powerboobs:

wheezinghorre:

powerboobs:

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right

official-lucifers-child:

zanahoriabaila:

lgbt-tiktoks:

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made

thetatteredveil:

eternalanimation:

postmarxed:

weaver-z:

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

If you want to learn more may I suggest👇

The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon • Puppet History

1. Pure chaotic energy
2. Made by Shane Madej
3. Puppet voiced by Shane
4. There’s a song at the end
5. Song is sung by Shane
6. And Ryan’s there too

jiubilant:

concept: new tumblr glitch that takes you back to the bottom of your dash. the beginning of it all